Perhaps together we can find the answers to many heretofore unsolvable mysteries.
is for Human Body
Now I'm as big a fan of the beauty of the human body as the next guy.
Have you ever walked into a school classroom full of kids right after they come in from recess? Stinky.
Know anyone with athlete's foot? How do you feel about ear wax? Phlegm? Just the word makes me gag. What possible good can come from tartar build-up?
Are we positive there wasn't a way to create the human body that involved a little less disgusting?
Which brings me to one of my favorite Oscar Wilde quotes:
I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.