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is for Log-in
In a day when I can talk to Siri on my phone and have her collect information from the nebulas cloud, why are login screens still so troublesome? By now, shouldn't our computers do a retinal scan and automatically log us in? A thumbprint scanner to the side of the of the track pad--how hard would that be?
The worst, of course, are the Captcha codes. You know, those impossible to read words that you must enter to prove you're a human being.
And if for some reason you can't read those, you can opt for the audio version. I tried that once and ended up rolling on the floor laughing. It sounded just like that part in the movie Signs when they are listening to alien chatter on the baby monitor. Indecipherable.
Now days, the thing is to make the Captcha code into a witty cartoon. Examples: