Thursday, May 15, 2014

My Dream Home Checklist

For some reason, I've been thinking a lot lately about what I want my dream home to have. Besides the basics--running water and a modern kitchen--I've compiled a list of things I really want in my next house.









If you know any realtors out there who can rustle me up a property that meets these criteria, send them my way.

If you think I'm kidding (especially about the graveyard) I'm not. Ask my husband.

What are the specifications of your dream home?


8 comments:

  1. What of an old abandoned asylum meets all the other criteria? Would you consider converting it to a house, put does its asylumness still break the deal?

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    1. No asylums. Period. Have you not seen Supernatural?

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  2. This is too funny! I'll keep my eyes open for you since you can find most of those things here in The Swamp, where I live (except for Joshua Trees...sorry.) Maybe you can trade the Joshua trees for alligators, huge spiders, and snakes, since we have plenty of those here! :D

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    1. Sounds like I would love it out by you. Except the spiders. I'm not the best with spiders. But alligators are cool!!

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  3. So what state/country/world would all of your checklist be in? I want your next book to have at least three of your favorites and one of your deal breakers.

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  4. Just finished reading Unraveled and had to find you online. Really enjoyed it, and this blog post made me laugh, so I think I'll stick around! :)

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  6. Why? Why wouldn't you allow an orchard near your house? Orchard's are #@!! beautiful, girly, as they bring life FROM the soil: falling apples have the sorta human participation where life ebbsNflows to eternity, never more to be seen again through the passing dayzzz... Just so with our blog...

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