For some reason, I've been thinking a lot lately about what I want my dream home to have. Besides the basics--running water and a modern kitchen--I've compiled a list of things I really want in my next house.
If you know any realtors out there who can rustle me up a property that meets these criteria, send them my way.
If you think I'm kidding (especially about the graveyard) I'm not. Ask my husband.