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Apparently, there is some kind of blogfest going on about Worst Movies Ever. Read about it here
. Well, you know I have to get in on that one!
So here, in no particular order, are some of the worst movies according to my own internal movie-crap radar.
I know, I know. This was hyped as the best movie ever. And that's part of the problem, it was over-hyped. After hearing amazing things about this movie, I finally saw it and... well, it was lame. The plot is pointless because in the end, nothing happens. The whole movie is the explanation of dream invasion or the actual dream invasion, but in reality, nothing happens. It ended with something about the wife, but we don't really know for sure, and we don't really care about her anyway. If you want a good movie about dream invasion, try Dreamscape.
|Fly Away Home|
I think my main problem with this movie is timing. My timing. I watched it on the one year anniversary of my sister's death. Big mistake. The first ten minutes of Fly Away Home is the death scene and drama of Anna Paquin's mother. Waaaay to sad for me that day.
First of all, Kevin Costner. Need I say more. Couple bad acting with bad screen writing and you get Waterworld.
Yes, this is another blockbuster. But this movie proves once and for all that the best special effects in the world can't make up for melodramatic acting, cheesy lines, and predictable plots. Plus, where exactly is Tron? Inside the game console? Outer space? I don't know, and I don't really care.
Ok, tossing Nicolas Cage and all his problems aside, this started out as a deliciously creepy suspense movie. And then derailed into a twisted mess of environmental, apocolyptic, and dare I say biblical mumbo jumbo. Adam and Eve? Are you kidding me? Blech!
|The Ghost Writer|
Yet another example where the ending kills the movie (literally and figuratively!) This seems to be a common theme for me. The story was intriguing and I like Ewan McGregor, generally speaking. But the last five minutes ruin the whole movie. I just wasted two hours of my life for this? Not worth it. An unexpected twist in the plot is a good thing. A random act that doesn't tie in to the plot at all is just the writer trying to be manipulative in an attempt to create shock value. Well, it doesn't work. It never has. It's fake and stupid.
|City of Angels|
Some people love this movie. I can't stand it. First of all, Nicolas Cage again. And secondly, I fundamentally don't agree with the choices he makes in this movie. And last, it's too dang sad.
|Failure to Launch|
Way to predictable. Really, there wasn't one single scene in this entire movie that I couldn't have predicted. This is the problem with most romantic comedies. We know how they are going to end: Boy gets Girl, or vice versa. The challenge with romantic comedies is to throw in some original twists and turns that set the movie apart from the other millions of romantic comedies. Very few can actually pull it off.
So there's my list. There are tons more, but these are the first I thought of. Agree or disagree, it's up to you. But in the end, you know I'm right. :)
Pretty good list. All but Inception. Any movie that gets a unanimous groan from the audience at the end gets my vote for a movie that did its job.ReplyDelete
I actually liked Inception. I've seen it twice now and still have no idea what's going on but it's pretty damn cool anyway. =)ReplyDelete
And I agree. City of Angels is just too damn sad.
Thank you for agreeing with me about Tron!!! It's one of Sam's favorite movies and I hate it!ReplyDelete
I knew I wouldn't have a lot of followers in the "I hate Inception" category! I some ways, it is a pretty cool movie. Just not for me.ReplyDelete
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